Long distance date you through the internet, have cyberbuttsecks with you,
or dream about meeting you one day. I never date farther than a 45 minute drive.

Seriously find someone in your own area and stop bothering me.

..... or else.

You miss me you rat bastards?

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 14 days.
You have 14 days left until your ban is lifted.

Reason for ban: "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM" Awesome. - Joe

Why I did it: Because I wanted to look cool because no mods were on at 3A.M. I Failed

Because I'm Such A Whore...

You Got It!

(Note: My Hair Is Black With Blond Highlights)

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 4 hours, 45 minutes and 0 seconds left until your ban is lifted.

Reason for ban: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "Free copy of CS3." This only fuels the flames and keeps the topic alive. This is a mandatory ban.

Why I did it: FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDS! MY FIRST POST AFTER GETTING UNBANNED AGAIN!!! And I'm Almost Sure It Was BRS... AGAIN!

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 1 days. You have 12 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds left until your ban is lifted.

Reason for ban: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "cr0muschrist!!!." This only fuels the flames and keeps the topic alive. This is a mandatory ban.

Why I Did It: Meh... Fuck The BBS, And I Just Got Out Too...

You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 10 days. You have 9 days, 10 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds left until your ban is lifted.

Reason for ban: "FAIL", "OLD NEWS IS OLD", "Seconded", "NAOW!", "Ummm....", "lol Owned...", "COCK JOKE!" and various other worthless posts, not to mention numerous image macros and "motivational" posters. Clean up your act, this isn't 4chan. -BRS

Why I Did It: I Really Didn't Do Anything Intentional, I've Always Done This... And Probably Always Will... lol And I've Never Been On 4chan...

And Oh Shit... I Just Found A Large Gap In My BBS Posts... BRS Erased My Posts...

So This One Goes Out To You BRS!

... Because I Can't Think of An Interesting Topic Title At This Hour In The Morning...

I Didn't Like Hiding Behind Fake Pictures So Yeah... I Added My Favorite of Me...

And I Fucking Hate The Whistle, I Now Have Garbage...
Fuck The Portal Mods, I'll Look For The Most Insulting Reviews
And Still Get A Trashy Whistle!

You Know What? I'm Just Going To Try To Get It Back To Normal,
Then Never Touch It Again...

And Now For A, Oh So True, Picture I Made:

Everyone Has Been Asking Lately Why I Type Like This... Well The Story Is My Brother Jumped On My Computer While I Was Away And Started Posting Cock-Jokes, Racist Remarks, and Gay-Hate All Over Newgrounds, Threatening The Mods, Other Shit Like That... So When I Get Back To The Computer, I Notice I Have A 1 Month Ban And, Shortly After, My Account Was Deleted... Therefore I Had To Make A New Account, And A New Way To Prove I'm Who I Am...

So I Developed This... The Exact Way I Type... And Very Rarely Do I Type "like this" or "thiS" or "AnY oThEr W@Y"... But Yeah... This Is All FYI And I Hope You Learned Something Today And Will STFU About It... And If You STILL Don't Like It...